catchymemes:

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Feb 27, 2023

nickoffermen:

Nick Offerman Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions
–WIRED, 2020

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Feb 27, 2023

tarotwise:

ALT

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Feb 24, 2023

redandbluebracket:

This might be my favorite submission so far

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Feb 24, 2023

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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Feb 24, 2023

normal-horoscopes:

nucleariguana:

normal-horoscopes:

A LITTLE BIT OF FEAR AT NEW EXPERIENCE IS A SIGN OF GROWTH. MONOTONY IS DEATH BEFORE DEATH AND THE UNEXPECTED IS A BLESSING. ANYWAY, SORRY I CARBONATED YOUR BLOOD, THE SPELL WASN’T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.

ok cool what do you want at wendy’s

FROSTY

(via wonderfulcatman)

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Feb 24, 2023

(via wonderfulcatman)

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Feb 24, 2023

bardstard:

whaleinwhite:

youmattered:

comfydummy:

(via wonderfulcatman)

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Feb 24, 2023

shitter:

doubleca5t:

gayharrykim:

gayharrykim:

living with a cat rules. if i ever want to get meowed at all i need to do is walk into the kitchen

just walked into the kitchen and you’ll never guess what happened

This cat looks like a guy

(via reliabledragon)

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Feb 24, 2023

dearly:

WEAKNESS IS THE BRAND

(via beesarthur)

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Feb 24, 2023